Hillary Fans
A teacher in Beaverton, Oregon asked her 6th grade class how
many of them were Hillary fans.
Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their
hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...Again.
Little Johnny says, 'Because I'm not a Hillary fan.'
The teacher says, 'Why aren't you a Hillary fan?'
Johnny says, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asks Him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my mom's a Republican and my dad's A Republican, so I'm a Republican'
The teacher asks, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replies,
'That would make me a Hillary fan '
Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is
700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
per year are
120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician
is
0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of
Health Human Services.
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Now think about this:
Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
is
80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths
per year, all age groups,
is
1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths
per gun owner
is
.000188.
Statistics courtesy of FBI
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately
9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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Please alert your friends
to this
alarming threat.
We must ban doctors
before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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Out of concern for the public at large,
I withheld the statistics on
lawyers
for fear the shock would cause
people to panic and seek medical attention.